Random Questions/Thoughts.
1. If you are what you eat am I a chocolate covered nut or a sweetie?
2. Is the purple people eater a purple monster that eats people or a monster that eats purple people?
3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
4. Does noise happen if there is no-one there to hear it?
5. How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
6. Will the lightbulb get changed many times before the woman is happy?
7. Why do you always get an odd sock out of the washing machine when an even number went in?
8. What is normal?
9. We should do more to save the planet; it's the only one with chocolate!
10. Why whenever you have a problem does the person you are talking to always have a bigger problem?
11. If you can teach a dog more tricks than you can teach a cat which is the more intelligent?
12. Why do people always moan about the weather?
13. I love Thursdays.
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17 comments:
Great list! :) Thanks for the grins. :) And cats are more intelligent, of course. ;) Happy Thursday. :)
When I was in high school and took my first behind the wheel driver's exam, I asked the tester, "If a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound?" She said no. So then I asked, "If I'm in a parking lot w/nobody else around, and I want to make a turn, do I NEED to use my turn signal?" I passed the test. Barely. ;)
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He was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater... maybe he ate purple people. hehe
I'm more of a cat person, so I'm a bit biased towards cats being more intelligent. ;=)
That's a great list! I am totally with you on number 10! I can't stand one-uppers!!
I struggled with #8 for many years. Now, my answer: Not what the pharmaceutical companies would have you believe!!!!! :,
Thanks for stopping by!
Great TT. And on #11...ummm nope =)
LOL
Great List! I love #2, often wondered that myself!
I'm definitely a chocolate covered nut! MMMM chocolate!
Happy Thursday and thanks for stopping by my TT!
T.Bird
I'm a bacon and egg sandwich.. or better still, 2 slices short of a loaf.
Happy Thursday!
Mandy :=)
Well, the best thing before sliced bread was...
chocholate cover nuts of course!
Great list! I enjoyed it.
this one is one I aught to have included in my TT today! Funny, thought provoking . . loved it!
The answer to #3 is sliced fingers. Then they got it right.
I can answer #7 too. The odd sock was raptured. I agree with #9. The planet is where I keep all my stuff!
If you get a chance stop by my Thursday Thirteen If I had an iPod Disco Edition
I think I'm a chocolate covered sweetie! Happy T13!
Oh very insightful list, almost like that old 90's song, the things that make you go hmmm
Great questions, funny list!
My TT is about witches.
Great list! The question (not on it) that stumps me is 'how deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges?)
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